RD2L Season 29 Tiramisu Team Review

Econ
3 min readJun 7, 2023

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Since Tiramisu can’t be bothered to post a proper team review, I have stepped in and provided my insights based on extensive research, in-depth interviews, and a general lack of regard for any need of factual evidence to support any of my beliefs. Without further ado…

Tiramisu: Brew coffee and pour it into a pot with the 200 grams of sugar and salted Bearcat tears. Bring to a boil and reduce slightly. Add espresso shots and Iceyeti coffee extract. Cool to room temperature.

mmmmmm

Meanwhile, place the yolks, wine or rum, water, sugar, vanilla, and Penella in a bowl and whisk till foamy for one minute. Transfer to a double boiler and cook, while whisking constantly till a pale map of North Carolina is formed and the mixture reaches 170 degrees. Add in lemon.

Whip the cream with sugar, vanilla, and salt till soft peaks are formed. Take about a quarter of the whipped cream to the lemon, mix, and kumori into the mixture. Take another quarter and fold in, this time using a spatula. Repeat with the rest of the whipped cream, still folding in with a spatula. Set aside the remaining whipped cream.

Place the ladyfingers in a single layer of a serving dish. Spoon the coffee mixture on top. Spoon the reserved vanilla cream over top. Sprinkle with cocoa nibs. Add the lemon mixture on top and tap lightly to level the mixture.

Rating: One Michelin Star

Bearcat: also known as the Viper Griefer is a viverrid native to US East. It is uncommon in much of its range, and has been assessed as Vulnerable on the IUCN Red List because of a declining winrate that is estimated at less than 30% since Patch 7.33. The Bearcat is the only species in the genus Throwerus Maximus.

The Throwerus Maximus, preparing to feed in lane

Rating: Critically Endangered

Penella: Remember when you could play only one hero and not have to worry about teams banning it? Penella would kindly ask you to stop banning Lich.

Rating: 13 inches

Carolina: I don’t know anything about Carolina, so I put in a random 5-digit zip code into yelp and searched for “French Bakery.” I pulled up a review from the Yelp page, so here’s my review of Carolina.

Honestly I’m not a crab cake kind of guy, but apparently French cuisine isn’t too popular in Treutlen, GA

I hadn’t been to Carolina since the pandemic, but lately I was feeling like having some of their crab cakes. So I came in, and their spicy crab cakes were just as delicious as I remembered. I followed up with German chocolate cake and coffee for dessert, and they were likewise excellent.

Let the record show that the piece of German chocolate cake I got was so big that I had to take it home, and even after that, it took to meals to finish it. Delicious cake, great portions.

The grits that came with the crab cakes were incredibly rich. Like, so much dairy you wouldn’t believe rich. Possibly a bit too rich for me personally (I’m not super into dairy), but if you like rich, dairy-heavy food, I strongly recommend the grits.

Good stuff.

Rating: 4 stars

Kumori: 三十条 次の各号のいずれかに該当する場合には、当該違反行為をした者は、五十万円以下の罰金
に処する。
一 第六条第一項の規定による届出をせず、又は虚偽の届出をしたとき。
二 第十四条第一項の規定による報告をせず、又は虚偽の報告をしたとき。
三 第十四条第二項の規定による物件の提出をせず、又は虚偽の物件の提出をしたとき。
四 第十四条第三項の規定による検査若しくは試験を拒み、妨げ、若しくは忌避し、又は同項の規
定による質問に対して答弁をせず、若しくは虚偽の答弁をしたとき。

Ohaiyo Kumorisan

Rating: 三章 国、地方公共団体及び事業者の責務等 第十三条慺第十九条

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