Dota 2 has taken a promising new turn lately, rewarding in-game toxicity with rewards such as bonus passive gold, extra couriers, and at the highest toxicity tier a free treant with every activated ability (greater treants for ultimates).
One of the most important forms of toxicity is pausing the game after a kill. In order to mix up your toxicity game, I’ve decided to rank Cereal slogans for their BM pause potential.
S Tier
Snap Crackle Pop MotherF#@$%&
Great option for almost any BM pause from a classic cereal.
A is for Apple, J is for Jacks, F is for fucking your waifu
The official language of US East is Japanese
A Tier
Crunchatize me captain
Bumps to S tier if you kill Kunkka
I’m Cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs
Only really usable by Cocaine addict offlaners (Wizard of Chaos) but I still think it’s lit.
Two scoops of plump, juicy raisins
Sounds suggestive so it gets a bump
B Tier
I Vant to Eat your Cereal
Maybe you actually do want to eat the enemy midlaner’s cereal?
Follow my nose, it always knows
It sounds situationally okay — maybe after a failed smoke gank? Decent burn but too niche to see widespread use
C Tier
Bee happy, Bee Healthy
Probably should be ranked lower but the D and F tiers are incredibly bad already
Bet you can’t eat three
Valve Can’t
That feed was A-B-C-Delicious
Please don’t actually use this one
D Tier
The Breakfast of Champions
Lame bro
The Howling Good Taste of Fruit
Actual cereal slogan
So happy together
No one is happy in this fucking game
F Tier
Fruity Yummy Yummy Makes Your Tummy Go Yummy
This is a real breakfast cereal slogan
The Cereal shot from Guns
I want to know what Quaker marketer came up with this slogan and where he buys his cocaine
