Apparently everyone has decided that Bearcat’s team is by far the best, so rather than wait 8 weeks + playoffs for the inevitable I’m dropping his team review on day 1. Toast — The best thing since sliced bread. Ninjastalker — Ninjastalker got moved to playing offlane from carry for this season’s team. He initially had a lot of struggles in the offlane role until he switched from taking Adderall before each match to snorting lines of coke.

Stang: $100 Legend 3 carry. Here’s all the other things you can get for $100: 644 bananas, .05 ounces of gold, 2.8 billion Venezuelan pesos, 151 pounds of table salt, 1 banana coated with .04 ounces of gold salted and covered in $100 million Venezuelan pesos. Muggsy: The most underappreciated…

Previous Penalties Anything over 22k — 22.3k: -70 second reserve time in draft 22.3k-22.6k: -110 second reserve time in draft 22.6k — 23k: -110 second reserve time in draft, enemy team gets to pick side and first or second pick. 23k-23.5k. Enemy team may swap any hero on their team for any heroes…

Gotard vs. Econ: Gotard is the worst #1 seed in the recorded history of the division. No other #1 seed has ever ended the season with under 12 wins. Fortunately, they are playing the worst 9–7 team since season 27’s Treehard stack. Econ got his three 2–0 wins against Bearcat…

Break-down of each team’s path to playoffs Some ground rules: 10 wins is guaranteed into playoffs 8 wins is out 9 wins is based on strength of schedule Strength of schedule current priority for teams that may end the season at 9 wins is as follows: Gucci down , Kiyotaki…

Since Tiramisu can’t be bothered to post a proper team review, I have stepped in and provided my insights based on extensive research, in-depth interviews, and a general lack of regard for any need of factual evidence to support any of my beliefs. Without further ado… Tiramisu: Brew coffee and…

Are you an immortal player looking for a consistent way to gain MMR? With this guide, you’ll quickly work your way up the immortal leader-board by playing position 4 and 5 support by using some of the newest and best practices in high MMR immortal matches. Standard Support Strategy This…

Are you a lazy captain that can’t be bothered to scout players? You needn’t worry, as Econ is here with 5 picks to consider for each position: Mid, Carry, Offlane, Support, and Disband Tanker. With this guide, you can draft a team in style and have a great scapegoat to…

Billy: God Gamer Nightwhisper, Chairman Meow, :-), and Econ: Trash